New things learned today:
1. I can eat lasagna, two garlic sticks, spaghetti, fried chicken breast and four slices of pizza with just a glass of softdrink with lots of ice, in about half an hour.
2. Jeepney drivers are the missing link in the human evolution. Watching them drive their vehicles is like seeing chimps using sticks to get food for the first time. Taxi drivers on the other hand, are the reincarnations of mosquitos and che che flies.
3. I always prepare for work very early that I find myself killing time before my shift starts.
4. Giving can be fun but one should not get used to it.
5. I’m slowly turning my world into a sitcom. I often hear fake audience laughters after delivering a punchline.
6. If I were a girl, I would have been pregnant by 16 and a whore by now.
7. I am now able to screen the punchlines I’m about to say to make it clean and unadulterated. Instead of saying, “Where are you going to swipe your credit card when paying in a brothel?”, I’d say “Do they accept VISA or MasterCard?”
8. Intellectuals can be funny…because they’re corny.
9. Even a meek, shy type of a person goes to bars and parties a lot.
10. Everybody’s mind has already been devirginized.
11. I miss hearing Alicia Keys’s song “No One”, until my trainer played it…again. Then it annoyed me.
12. I’m capable of losing my voice
13. I can mimic a high pitched whistle tone when I lose my voice
14. Looks can be deceiving, but it will serve you better in the long run.
15. Women can be so annoying when they are chatting.
16. I like anything bohemian but don’t have the guts to live the life.
17. My drinking skills are declining as per the cellphone video mentioned by my cotrainee.
18. Fat people ≠ Fat IQ/EQ. Maybe the cholesterol didn’t just build up on their arteries; maybe it has clogged up their nerve connections as well.
19. Powerbooks doesn’t sell one lousy notebook. No, organizers don’t count.
20. Freakonomics has been sold out right after I entered Powerbooks Greenbelt. I should have wrestled the guy I came across inside who’s holding a copy.
21. PHP50K is a lot of money to spend on an uncertain thing and yet I have the faith that I will get what I’m aiming for.
